International House Beirut

The job of a lifetime, although it might be a short one! Advertising NOW on TEFL.com!
Good old International House are recruiting for Beirut in that calm backwater of the world, The Lebanon. If that doesn't tickle your fancy you can always apply for the Bogota post in (cocaine country) Columbia.

Requirements:

• A Black Belt in Karate or Tae Kwon Do.
  
• Ability to run 100 metres in under 10 seconds
• Be built like The Incredible Hulk
  
• Ability to stay calm under fire
• Good knowledge of First Aid
  
• Explosives experience - essential
• TEFL knowledge required - zero

The successful applicant will be expected to spend an hour each day at the firing range and give two nights voluntary service to the local branch of The Samaritans.

One way or the other you can expect to be fired (on).

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