Some clips of Flight of the Conchords. "Business Time" and "Jenny" are partcularly great. Two very talented and funny Kiwis!

Flight of the Conchords

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Around The World in Eighty Days!

The TEFL world that is.
The Inspector has decided to take a skiing holiday in Holland for a week and such will not be his usual vigilant self (for most of time away from the internet) and the Blacklist will therefore be quiet and all language school owners can sleep soundly in their beds. Following that will follow a country by country 80 day world tour, by yak, exposing TEFL malpractice.

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TULIPS FROM AMSTERDAM

Inspector McHammered

When it's term again, I'll learn again
TEFL from Amsterdam
With a heart thats black, I'll give a smack
TEFL from Amsterdam
I can't wait until the day you fill
These eager arms of mine
TEFL treadmill keeps on turning
That's why this blog keeps on burning
For the day I know we can't resist, to blacklist from Amsterdam

When it's Spring again, I'll bring again
TEFL from Amsterdam
With a heart thats blue, I'll take the piss out of you
TEFL from Amsterdam
I can't wait until the day you fill
These eager arms of mine
TEFL treadmill keeps on turning
That's cause your job has no earning
For the day I know we can't resist, to blacklist from Amsterdam


Inspector McHammered of the Lard
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4 comments:

Wally Windsor said...

You what? No comprendo, matey...

Sandy said...

Ski-ing in Holland?! Do I detect an attempt at obfuscation - or just telling a porky-pie?

Don't tell us you pipe has broken down already, Inspector?!

The TEFL Blacklister said...

The Inspector's pipe is doing fine thank you Sandy.
Your own posting is somewhat ambiguous. In order to reassure everyone I will answer all possibilities:
1. Has the Inpector's windpipe been broken through being strangled by the Headmaster and he is even now gasping for breath - No.
2. Have the Inspector's waterworks developed a problem and he has wet himself with fear of being impaled on a Cactus TEFL - No
3. Has the Inspector's true identity been revealed to the TEFL underworld - No.
4. Has the Inspector's pipe broken. I had no idea you'd guesssed that the Inspector was a leading exponent of the Peruvian Pan Pipe. No, and thank you for your concern.
5. The Inspector is living it up in Amsterdam and looking forward to the Dutch Downhill Skiing championship races.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the Dutch Alps.